Vintage Oriental Sweatshirt / Neo-Chinese Long-sleeved Smokeshirt

You have been playing baccarat for 16 hours straight. You smoked your way through three packs of cigarettes and several bottles of baijiu. Cleaned out by the evil dealer, you begin to stand up and make your way to the soda machine for a $1500 dollar cup of soda. As you push out your chair, the seemingly ancient and timeless chinese man to your right grabs you by the wrist. You can barely make out what he says, but with a thick accent in a hushed tone he mutters out something along the lines of, "you gamble like real chinese." He nods to you approvingly and slides you enough chips for one more hand. He then motions to his pocket and pulls out a single authentic Chunghwa chinese cigarette. He places the cigarette in your mouth and lights it for you. As you take your first drag, you feel a strange surge of power come over you. You can't explain it, but deep down you know: you are Chinese. You play your next round of baccarat. You win - the first win in hours. The excitement is more than you can bare. You turn to hug the mysterious chinese man who made this all possible, but as you turn you see the man has vanished. That is when you notice, in the reflection of your glass you see a familiar face looking back at you - but the face is not your own. It is the mysterious stranger, he was you all along.

Product features

- Embroidered accents available on chest and wrists for subtle texture

- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability and clean drape

- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes and US-grown cotton compliance

- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting shape

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean